Shortpine

verb
To want something, perhaps desperately, but to be simultaneously aware of a lack of the necessary drive to acquire it.

"Of course I'd like to be rich. But I'm no hungry sociopath, so it's just shortpining really."

Dragduggery

noun
Stress brought on by a perception of severe deceleration in the passage of time.

Velocityranny

noun
Stress caused by a perceived acceleration in the passage of time.

Blissbugged

adjective
Troubled by an inability to enjoy something that ought to be pleasurable (or so one is led to believe).